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The Ashes.
Posted: 15 Nov 2025, 06:52
by only1billybonds
Just been announced that Josh Hazlewood will miss the first test due to start in Perth next Friday. This is a big blow to the Australians as they will already be without their captain and no.1 pace bowler Pat Cummins.
Englands preparations for the tour has been questioned by many as they have opted to play no warm up games aside from a one off against the English lions.Â
Many are saying that its crucial that we get of to a good start in Perth which basically means we cant afford to lose seeing as the 2nd test in Brisbane is a day/night game ( fucking ridiculous) where the Aussies are strongly fancied.
Looking forward to this now but really unsure of how it will play out, I guess I'd still make them slight favourites due to home advantage. Going to be a few all nighters in the coming weeks for me, let's hope it'll be worth it.
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 08:24
by Lee Trundle
55 overs today so far, and 14 wickets.
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 08:16
by violator
Fucking bollocks its on TNT, cant get that on the sky go app so I'm having to rely on cricinfo for updates at work
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 08:03
by Massive Attack
Better! Keep this up boys..

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Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 07:51
by goose
Massive Attack" wrote: ↑21 Nov 2025, 07:24
goose wrote: ↑21 Nov 2025, 06:59
Well that’s the ashes settled for another 4 years.
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At this rate, definitely. Need to get some kind of momentum going so to get a foot hold in it.
You have momentum………
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 07:24
by Massive Attack
goose wrote: ↑21 Nov 2025, 06:59
Well that’s the ashes settled for another 4 years.
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At this rate, definitely. Need to get some kind of momentum going so to get a foot hold in it.
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 06:59
by goose
Well that’s the ashes settled for another 4 years.
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 06:41
by Massive Attack
Well done, Jof. Keep the pressure on with our foot on their throat. Don't let them have a sniff..
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 06:06
by only1billybonds
172 all out inside 33 overs.
Starc was superb but fuck me, some of those dismissals were completely avoidable.Â
Massive pressure on the bowlers now.
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Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 06:00
by BerlingtonBertie
Shitters - mentally weak as always bar a fee players.Â
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 05:43
by fraser
Just woke up same old predictable shit
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 03:51
by Massive Attack
Vintage Starc but we've settled down a bit now, hopefully keep this up and stay focused with the Pope/Brook partnership continuing to build. Would be nice to get a healthy lead before Stokes comes in.
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 02:38
by Ron Eff
He was desperate to get off the mark leading to a terrible shot choice, which he does have in him. Annoying. Long way to go!
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 02:27
by only1billybonds
Crawley ffs.
0-1.
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 02:08
by only1billybonds
England win toss and will bat.
Anyone else watching live ?
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 00:50
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Fauxstralian wrote: ↑20 Nov 2025, 19:07
No
Im in Perth next March/April
Might catch WA in the Sheffield Shield final again & a bit of AFL
Optus Stadium (or Perth Stadium as it has to be referred to due to conflicting cricket sponsors) really is an excellent venue
For all the nostalgia about the WACA it was a pretty brutal place to watch cricket if you were out in the sun
Almost been fully redeveloped with more shade. And a swimming pool. Will be used for Tests against other than England & India plus Shield cricket
A swimming pool...what the fuck is that about..?
For the cunts just there for the occasion and zero interest in the actual event?
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 00:44
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Swiss. wrote: ↑20 Nov 2025, 11:47
I predict the Aussies will be batting first whoever wins the toss.Â
Our top order is a worry. If the top 3 can at least scratch together 80 odd runs with Root, Brook and Stokes to follow with some full on bazz ball we can get big scores. If they keep fit our pace attack should be enough. Look what Bumrah did.Â
Gotta win in Perth. I'll doubt it will be a draw.Â
I cannot see any of England's top order being disciplined enough to stick around long enough..
Can you imagine Crawley/Duckett/Pope knuckling down like Strauss/Trott in 2011?
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 00:39
by Monsieur merde de cheval
zebthecat wrote: ↑20 Nov 2025, 23:50
We have to win the first test to stand any chance.
England has a very fragile bowling attack and if Stokes injures himself and can't bowl then that is that.
Same could be said of Cameron Green breaking down.
How Shoaib Bashir is anywhere near this is baffling. He is Somerset's third string spiinner and was demolished in the warm up match with the England Lions as was Joe Root.
Nathan Lyon could be the difference if any wickets take spin.
The pakistani is now county -less.
Yes he's that shite
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 21 Nov 2025, 00:26
by Monsieur merde de cheval
The pakistani ticks boxes ...has to be that ...because he's fuckin shit.
England have too many flakey players to succeed in Australia .
3- 1 series standard win for the convicts ..
England will likely gain their consolation win at the  MCG or SCG..as we always do.
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Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 20 Nov 2025, 23:50
by zebthecat
We have to win the first test to stand any chance.
England has a very fragile bowling attack and if Stokes injures himself and can't bowl then that is that.
Same could be said of Cameron Green breaking down.
How Shoaib Bashir is anywhere near this is baffling. He is Somerset's third string spiinner and was demolished in the warm up match with the England Lions as was Joe Root.
Nathan Lyon could be the difference if any wickets take spin.
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 20 Nov 2025, 19:17
by only1billybonds
Never got to the WACA but been to the Optus a couple of times and yes, its a cracking venue. My Mrs wants a Xmas with her grandsons in Melbourne so looking at the 2029 boxing day test.
Long way off but its somethig for us to thin about/save up for.
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 20 Nov 2025, 19:07
by Fauxstralian
No
Im in Perth next March/April
Might catch WA in the Sheffield Shield final again & a bit of AFL
Optus Stadium (or Perth Stadium as it has to be referred to due to conflicting cricket sponsors) really is an excellent venue
For all the nostalgia about the WACA it was a pretty brutal place to watch cricket if you were out in the sun
Almost been fully redeveloped with more shade. And a swimming pool. Will be used for Tests against other than England & India plus Shield cricket
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 20 Nov 2025, 16:20
by Jericho
You going over for any tests Sven ?
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 20 Nov 2025, 13:28
by Fauxstralian
With Bazball every chance England will be 60/0 off 5 overs
Or 80/7 off 7 overs
Think Australia made a mistake in the 2023 Ashes of trying to defend against it with men on the boundary too early
In Australia they are better off with a couple out (third man & deep square leg) but with 4 slips & a gully early
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 20 Nov 2025, 13:21
by Swiss.
Fauxstralian wrote: ↑20 Nov 2025, 13:09
Stokes batting second tactic in England is based on preparing pitches that last about 7 days so the lack of a spinner and the threat on days 4 & 5 from the oppositions spinner is negated
60m boundaries on Englands tiny grounds also helps quick scoring & mishits going for 6
If you win the toss at Perth bat firstÂ
Australian team announced and is as expectedÂ
Wetherald Khawaja Labuschagne Smith Head Green Carey Starc Lyon Boland Doggett
Webster very unlucky to miss out as an allrounder now that Green is fit to bowl
Agreed bazball on the harder, bouncier , faster Aussie wickets could be disaster.Â
The MCG is long square at 86m but the next SCG is not that much longer than Lords and The Oval.Â
Re: The Ashes.
Posted: 20 Nov 2025, 13:09
by Fauxstralian
Stokes batting second tactic in England is based on preparing pitches that last about 7 days so the lack of a spinner and the threat on days 4 & 5 from the oppositions spinner is negated
60m boundaries on Englands tiny grounds also helps quick scoring & mishits going for 6
If you win the toss at Perth bat firstÂ
Australian team announced and is as expectedÂ
Wetherald Khawaja Labuschagne Smith Head Green Carey Starc Lyon Boland Doggett
Webster very unlucky to miss out as an allrounder now that Green is fit to bowl