West Ham Online

"Free agency started last night and was pretty crazy some huge money being spent. Osweiler getting £18m a year for the Texans, leaving the Broncos without a QB, Giants have spent a fortune on good but not great players, Oliver Vernon has more guaranteed money than JJ Watt. lots more deals but cant be bothered to list them all."

Brady looks in the mood today! Think he may single handedly destroy me in fantasy this week

"Think you could of gone abit bigger on the steelers, cant see case keenum being able to keep up with big ben, especially at heinz field! Big ben's home vs road stats are stunning he's a completelt different player on the riad, same as drew brees"

done.......... Steelers -2.5 Ravens -2.5 Cardinals -2.5 Seahwaks -3 Raiders -3 just under 2/1 cheers for the help

"The colts got dicked by the rams!! Theyre starting brissett at qb who has been there for about a week, and i saw him for new england, he's not good enough, will be such a basic playbook, expect a shitload of sacks"

"yes, I was thinking of taking the handicap down to the lowest point (-3 on both). you think to cardinals even without Johnson smash the colts?"

"You might aswell chuck the seahawks and raiders in too, as they'll boost your odds abit and there's no way they dont win comfirtably, maybe just go with a smaller handicap?"

"They should win, that defence is awful in new orleans, but brees is cery good at home and our injuries are piling up already Id go with the cardinals though as a banker, the colts are just awful"

"Yeah, I saw that, Case Keenum it is then? Know fuck all about him"

"crystal, are you confident about your mob? I need a third game after the steelers & ravens. seahawks & raiders are just too short"

"Sam bradford officially out, lump on the steelers,"

"yes, I think the child beater was under the impression he was going to get a bigger share of the carries üòÇüòÇ"

I hear Peterson is complaining about not getting many snaps?

*MIXON*

"I agree, Nixon should be the main runner. not sure what nfl.com is doing with the scoring as I thought I'd blanked last night but they have scored but just not updated yet"

"I think he's average, he had a really good season 2 years ago when they had Sanu, Green and Eifert all together until he got injured right before the playoffs. He does have a bad habit of wilting under the pressure of any important or primetime game though. Think they need to sack Jeremy Hill off and let Joe Mixon take over the running game full time as he is clearly the more talented runner even if he is a scumbag."

you're being too kind to Dalton he is utter fucking dogshit. a bit like Dan Snyder

"they lost their 2 best offensive linemen in the offseason and to be fair have faced 2 of the best defences in the league, but I don't understand their thinking. AJ green had 64 yards by half time and then with both of Houston's top 2 cornerbacks out by the end of the third quarter he didn't have a single reception afterwards. targeting absolute nobodies with the game on the line."

Gonna be a long season for the Bengals. Two home games and not looked like getting a TD in either. Dalton is shite.

"they struggled abit last week against the bloody browns! bell looking rusty, maybe skipping the whole offseason isn't a great idea"

"Good win for the Vikes, Steelers up next, are they any good?"

I guarantee you'll have a better record than us TK. We managed a field goal against what is basically a very average Panthers team.

"Grumps, Cook is definitely the listed RB1 now for the Vikes - assuming the Vikes don't fuck around and give the 2 yard redzone run ins to the veteran bulldozer types."

"no one is as bad as us, no one"

"I was more angry that I tipped up Stewart and forgot to do him for the first TD of the second half like I normally do. 9/1 thrown away there - cսnt! We are proper shit, though the Bengals looked diabolical as well."

See the 49ers are playing catch up to the Rams already Grumps.