May as well get going with this since with Sullivan at the helm, season ticket renewals slow, and the football vacuum to commence, this will soon be all the "news" there is.
Can Potter and MacCauley pull multiple rabbits out of the hat, or will Sullivan 'try really hard' with all of them before grabbing a few aging bargains from Big Willie Salthouse?
Window this close season comes in two parts:
Part 1: 1st June to 10th June
Part 2: 16th June to 1st September
Ron Eff" wrote: ↑02 Aug 2025, 16:10
The bloke is a prick but what’s the alternative
We should have agreed to extending Fergusons loan from the end of last season had the manager given him a proper chance instead of ending up in this horrific position of scraping the geriatric raspberry barrel.
Yeah, I wasn’t asking what the alternative to Wilson was.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 18:52
by Barty888
-----------Hermansen
-----Todibo - Kilman - Cresswell
Bissaka - Fernandes - Alvarez - Diouf
Bowen-------Fullkrug-------Paqueta
Top motherfucking ten.!.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 18:42
by Massive Attack
Ron Eff" wrote: ↑02 Aug 2025, 16:10
The bloke is a prick but what’s the alternative
We should have agreed to extending Fergusons loan from the end of last season had the manager given him a proper chance instead of ending up in this horrific position of scraping the geriatric raspberry barrel.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 17:17
by honky cat
Ok, we might need an experienced old pro - well versed in the art of being a bit of a cսnt - to see out the last 10 minutes of a match occasionally. Do we have anyone else who fits that description?
Welcome Callum
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 16:10
by Ron Eff
The bloke is a prick but what’s the alternative than hope we’re all wrong and he is a success?
If it goes as we expect, it’s another stick to beat Sullivan with.
If nothing else, let’s hope it leaves enough cash to really strengthen the other priority areas. A centre midfielder with legs for a start.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 15:48
by RBshorty
Sullivan and Wilson are LAUGHING at you.! If you still hand over your'e money to them. Then you really deserve this.
"A Fool and his Money. Are easily parted."
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 15:46
by ragingbull
Nauseating joker hope he gets permanently crocked if he ain't already.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 15:39
by twoleftfeet
Uninspiring bench warmer.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 15:28
by claypole
Wilson! So predicable and depressing. Fuck off Sullivan and take your agents shit with you.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 15:25
by Swiss.
To be fair the deal as I’m being told is very much performance related. So lots of incentive to stay fit , play and score.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 15:08
by ATHammer
Seems the medical facilities here are more to Wilson's liking than Newcastle. Looking forward to seeing him doing the crossed crutches sign outside Spire Roding.
Brownhill next?
Fucking Sullivan.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 15:04
by Swiss.
So fucking Burnley are going to beat us to sigh Broja and we get Wilson . Owners are clowns
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 14:43
by Lee Trundle
Wilson signed.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 14:26
by southbankbornnbred
Wilson is yet another spoonful of Sullivan’s warm diarrhoea.
He’s genuinely taking the piss at this stage. But watch his social media stooges cream themselves again.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 14:25
by Fauxstralian
Understand they had to get the defibrillator out 3 times & give him mouth to mouth but he made it through
Will be in an induced coma for a couple of weeks but should be able to watch training by September
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 13:58
by Massive Attack
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 13:56
by THUNDERCLINT
Massive Attack" wrote: ↑02 Aug 2025, 13:48
cսnt passed a Medical?!?!
Medicals for Salthouse clients have 3 tests.
1. The ability to turn up at the appropriate place on the correct day.
2. Have a detectable pulse.
3. Survive a quick tap with a Babiski hammer on your best knee.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 13:56
by Eerie Decent
I just watched the obligatory Youtube montage of Callum Wilson's career highlights.
Just search 'Newcastle vs West Ham'
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 13:50
by Iron Duke
The medical’s only taken eight days
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 13:48
by Massive Attack
cսnt passed a Medical?!?!
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 13:30
by fraser
Looks like Wilson is being announced imminently
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 13:23
by Mad Ferret
Morton off to Lyon, so we can forget about him.
Shame as he looks a much better player than Potts.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 11:18
by stubbo-admin
In fairness the Brazillian lad doesn't sound a terrible keeper.
But you really need the keeper to be a confident communicator, and if he only speaks Portuguese, not sure how that plays out with a combination of English and French speaking centre backs/wing backs.
Re: Summer Transfer Window 2025 | Official Thread
Posted: 02 Aug 2025, 10:29
by yngwies Cat
Sounds like the dildo, convinced that we've stayed up playing without a decent striker wants to be first team now to try without a keeper. He really is a wally.