West Ham Online

"Not just the Euros that feature in the next month or so, the Copa starts on 20th June. The Argies are favorites and warming up nicely today against Guatemala winning 4-1, that Messi fella getting a brace! Few of our chaps will feature, Alvarez and Mexico have been a bit shit in the warmup games, Paqueta has played some minutes for Brazil i think, not sure if he got a yellow or not though!!!!"

"4-1 to the Boys from Brazil Paqueta got another chance, this time he scored his penalty.."

3-0 to Brazil at HT against Paraguay in their second game. Paquata having a good game although he did miss a penalty!!!!! Not sure what the odds would have been on that............*il get my coat..LOL. Colombia beat Costa Rica in the other game 3-0.

"The boys from Brazil held to a scoreless draw by the mighty Costa Rica! Didn't watch or seen replay/highlights yet but Paqueta played the full 90 mins, would have thought he would have been subbed off if he wasn't up to speed so hopefully a positive for us as well? His performance ""on the pitch"" rather than off it that is!!! Oh, and he never got booked either................................."

Bolivians 2-0 down and time wasting. ?ü§î

"completely missed it with Safegate and the multimillionaires fucking up again! Kicked off, Argies beat Canada 2-0 in the opening game"

Tim will only cop a dose if he keeps sniffing around in South America…..

"Kick off a bit late for UK time but worth a look. Football all through the summer with this final and the Uefa on 14th July, then we kick off a week later against Dagenham."

"I thought this was about sailing. This year in Barcelona, I think I will have a look."

Tim will be there masturbating furiously under his oversized scarf trying to buy all of them