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I'll start: Pro. You can confidently fart whe sitting down

Never trust a bloke that sits down to piss for a non medial reason.

Stick with that rule, and you'll go far in life.

Always do it after a night in the juicer and wake up at 3am for a slash, its much easier than trying to point when you're half asleep and half pissed

After a few pints of cider I always sit down as a precaution against the follow through.

I got caught out once to often with that one and it seems the more desperate for a piss you are the bigger the risk.

In my piss head/pot head days of years ago, given a choice of crawling upstairs to the khasi or pissing in a empty beer can  the can would cop it. Just to show I'm not a complete savage,I always took an empty can out in the garden to 'refill'

nychammer wrote: ↑13 Nov 2025, 01:28 if the other half is hogging the bathroom I've no problem pissing in the kitchen sink. Yes, we don't have a second bathroom.

nychammer wrote: ↑13 Nov 2025, 01:28 if the other half is hogging the bathroom I've no problem pissing in the kitchen sink. Yes, we don't have a second bathroom.

You can get a round of "Angry Birds" in?

When I was working in Cologne, many years ago - last millennium, in fact - all the gents' bogs in the office had signs instructing even real men to sit down whilst taking a leak.

Closet Nazi, perhaps?

nychammerRe: Pros and cons of sitting down to piss=13px13 Nov 2025, 01:28if the other half is hogging the bathroom I've no problem pissing in the kitchen sink. Yes, we don't have a second bathroom.

Well I hope you take the dishes out

Another benefit is if you pull your trousers and pants down from the side you don't have to wash your hands.

It's sit and dribble nowadays. I used to be able to piss a good eight feet up a wall (we had competitions at school), now I'm lucky if I get it beyond my shoes.

if the other half is hogging the bathroom I've no problem pissing in the kitchen sink. Yes, we don't have a second bathroom.

Con: it's weird

Amateurs. Pissing whilst doing a hand stand.

You have to sit and piss after blowing your load else it’s like trying to control an angry snake. 

Nutsin wrote: ↑12 Nov 2025, 18:37 Ask Goose, he’ll know.

You know when a thread like this pops up that everyone is bored, so it must be an international break!

Obviously not when out and about, but always have a sit down piss in doors.

It’s the 21st century lads. How else you suppose use your phone and piss?

F 129 Row66" wrote: ↑12 Nov 2025, 19:13

 Re: Pros and cons of sitting down to piss=13px12 Nov 2025, 18:34Why would you sit down to piss? Is it too short to aim?

Have had a series of cystoscopies and now when I piss it goes in every direction. except straight.

 Re: Pros and cons of sitting down to piss=13px12 Nov 2025, 18:34Why would you sit down to piss? Is it too short to aim?

Have had a series of cystoscopies and now when I piss it goes in every direction. except straight.

Ask Goose, he’ll know.

Why would you sit down to piss? Is it too short to aim?