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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 03 May 2018, 14:10
by cup of tea
A poster off here in Pattaya Pulled a ladyboy called Jeremiah. With tits and a cock his friends they would mock that facially he looked like Kieron Dyer A young man from north of Nebraska Used to stuff his face with baked Alaska
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 03 May 2018, 12:04
by arsene york-hunt
"There was a young man from Aruba Played ""Bubbles"" on his father's tuba, A hammer since four, As he saw Bobby Moore, On the telly, when he was in Cuba. A poster off here in Pattaya Pulled a ladyboy called Jeremiah."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 02 May 2018, 21:24
by Helmut Shown
"Stay up by the skin of our teeth, But I fear our relief would be brief We could lose every game And end up in shame But don't blame the commander in chief?? There was a young man from Aruba Played ""Bubbles"" on his father's tuba"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 May 2018, 15:33
by arsene york-hunt
"He's fucked off in a fit of pique Because of David Moyes critique, It's unusual this tit, is ever match fit, And gets paid a fortune each week. Stay up by the skin of our teeth, But I fear our relief would be brief,"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 May 2018, 12:59
by Helmut Shown
The was a young man from near Stone Had a hard job getting a bone What to try next? His girlfriend tried sext And talking dirty on the phone He's fucked off in a fit of pique Because of David Moyes critique
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 May 2018, 12:29
by arsene york-hunt
"Why is Cresswell still on the team sheet? He plays with lead in his feet, Made of the right stuff? No not good enough,, I said this on my latest tweet * * @davidgold The was a young man from near Stone Had a hard job getting a bone"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Apr 2018, 18:30
by Helmut Shown
A man from darkest Dakota shit in the hotel pool with a floater The ignorant boor Was thrown out the door A man fished it out with his boater Why is Cresswell still on the team sheet? He plays with lead in his feet
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Apr 2018, 18:08
by cup of tea
A man from near Niagara Falls Got kicked by a bloke in the balls His name was big Tonto From nearby Toronto and worked in the town centre malls A man from darkest Dakota shit in the hotel pool with a floater
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Apr 2018, 13:32
by arsene york-hunt
"West ham if were honest are shit And the dildo's should be thrown in a pit But next season we'll rip.. ...Up the championship, Which may be a much better fit. A man from near Niagara Falls Got kicked by a bloke in the balls"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 29 Apr 2018, 18:08
by HairyHammer
"A young lady from near Bow Locks, Made a good living sucking men's cocks. Though Circumcised men Were her perfect ten And she'd feed them Bagel with Lox West ham if were honest are shit And the dildo's should be thrown in a pit"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 29 Apr 2018, 12:57
by arsene york-hunt
"To celebrate a win by Man City The old cow with the bell flashed her titty But what will she say, When they beat us today, We've no fucking chance, more's the pity. A young lady from near Bow Locks, Made a good living sucking men's cocks."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 Apr 2018, 12:02
by Helmut Shown
"Last night some right fucking cսnt Came up showing me some front As he became bolder I looked over his shoulder He turned, and his balls took the brunt To celebrate a win by Man City The old cow with the bell flashed her titty"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 Apr 2018, 10:05
by Far East Hammer
"So, City are coming to TOWN By half-time we'll be several down. It'll be quite a pain It happens yet again But explains why Moyes does nowt but frown Last night some right fucking cսnt Came up showing me some front"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 Apr 2018, 07:44
by Mike Oxsaw
"So, City are coming to TOWN By half-time we'll be several down."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 Apr 2018, 06:12
by Alfie
Out of me brain He man drag Tightly undone Leave me alone Out of me brain On the train On the 5.15
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 Apr 2018, 05:51
by Mike Oxsaw
"A man from the Canary Isles Suffered quite badly with his piles. But then with a cough, They all dropped right off Which left him all giggles and smiles. So, City are coming to down By half-time we'll be several down."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 Apr 2018, 01:08
by arsene york-hunt
"At half time in a game of petanque He downed a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc The second half Was a bit of a laugh, As his shots were not worth a wank. A man from the Canary Isles Suffered quite badly with his piles."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 Apr 2018, 00:06
by Helmut Shown
A young man from near Potters Bar Used to put his semen in a jar. Who would've thunk You could store that.much spunk And why? Its completely bizarre At half time in a game of petanque He downed a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 17:37
by arsene york-hunt
"These cunts in charge are a sham To me this is no longer West Ham, We should change our name For our next home game, To Olympic and bring back Fat Sam. A young man from near Potters Bar Used to put his semen in a jar."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 14:04
by cup of tea
"Next up we have Manchester City, I hope they will show us some pity. Lets keep it to six whilst eating pick n mix and dancing along to a ditty These cunts in charge are a sham To me this is no longer West Ham"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 14:04
by cup of tea
"Next up we have Manchester City, I hope they will show us some pity. Lets keep it to six whilst eating pick n mix and dancing along to a ditty These cunts in charge are a sham To me this is no longer West Ham"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 13:20
by arsene york-hunt
"A man from Newcastle on Tyne Was too tall for a sixty nine, It's a thing people do But it's not a nice view, So he does buggery, filthy swine. Next up we have Manchester City, I hope they will show us some pity."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 11:39
by Helmut Shown
A man fishing off Bermuda Once caught a giant barracuda On the journey home stopped in the aerodrome That's the last time he'll fly Garuda A man from Newcastle on Tyne Was too tall for a sixty nine
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 03:51
by arsene york-hunt
"There was a young man called Max Who went for a Hollywood wax In his cleft was dried shit, So she wouldn't do it, As his personal hygeine was lax. A man fishing off Bermuda Once caught a giant barracuda"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 00:36
by Helmut Shown
There was an old lady from Bel Air Who walked around with thick cum in her hair I think she believed Dandruff it relieved I read it in Vanity Fair There was a young man called Max Who went for a Hollywood wax