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Massive Attack" wrote: ↑01 Nov 2025, 19:54 I can't see how we can ever seriously look past Savio Nsereko. He clearly was never a Footballer and were sold an absolute pup without making sure the Club did it's due diligence on the fraud footballer before parting company with £10M big ones. 

The horrible little cսnt even faked his own hostage claim so he could get thousands out of his own family! Sums the fraud up and we were mug enough as a so called top flight Professional Football Club who couldn't afford to waste much around that time. 

£10M back in 2009 remember. That's an incredible amount of money back then to spunk on someone knew fuck all about. 

Think it was that fat iti twat Gianluca Nani (another useless Director of Football) who convinced us to buy him. cսnt should be locked up for defrauding us.

I can't see how we can ever seriously look past Savio Nsereko. He clearly was never a Footballer and were sold an absolute pup without making sure the Club did it's due diligence on the fraud footballer before parting company with £10M big ones. 

The horrible little cսnt even faked his own hostage claim so he could get thousands out of his own family! Sums the fraud up and we were mug enough as a so called top flight Professional Football Club who couldn't afford to waste much around that time. 

£10M back in 2009 remember. That's an incredible amount of money back then to spunk on someone knew fuck all about. Just to put that in to perspective, one Cristiano Ronaldo went for a world record transfer around the same time from Man Utd to Real Madrid for £80M. 

Think it was that fat iti twat Gianluca Nani (another useless Director of Football) who convinced us to buy him. Another fraud in Football stealing a living. cսnt should be locked up for defrauding us.

I just remembered another one...

Despite his goal against Sevilla and the double whammy against Chelsea being notable Yarmolenko was well off the pace and largely a disappointment considering his wages and fitness issues. £18M quid for a bloke who rarely featured.

He got bombed out of Dortmund for not being fit enough to play Bundesliga so I don't know why anybody expected his body to consistently hold together in the Prem.

He was good for about 5 goals - I remember another double against Everton but that was about it. 

Could argue Bobby Ferguson and Pedro Obiang because they were chosen instead of Gordon Banks and N'Golo Kante.

Ashley Fletcher was shit for us but we got him on a free and sold him for £6.5m a year later. In the current regime that puts him as one of our best signings.

Eastside surge" wrote: ↑01 Nov 2025, 13:39 Can’t remember how much he cost but I always thought Hernández was a complete waste of time and the same with Ashley fletcher but can’t remember if he was simply on loan 

Can’t remember how much he cost but I always thought Hernández was a complete waste of time and the same with Ashley fletcher but can’t remember if he was simply on loan 

El Scorchio" wrote: ↑01 Nov 2025, 10:50

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑01 Nov 2025, 09:16 Looks like it would be quite easy to put a "Worst team...ever!" XI (or even XXVI) together...

A worst team before Sullivan vs a worst team after Sullivan would be interesting. The post Sullivan one will probably be worse and multitudes more expensive 

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑01 Nov 2025, 09:16 Looks like it would be quite easy to put a "Worst team...ever!" XI (or even XXVI) together...

Looks like it would be quite easy to put a "Worst team...ever!" XI (or even XXVI) together...

I found myself tremendously disappointed in the goal scoring output of ‘strikers’ Jonathan Callieri and Simone Zaza. But the list of disappointing signings is truly awful and shameful to behold. 

zico wrote: ↑31 Oct 2025, 10:10 Bit harsh on Paul Hilton and Iain DowIe. Considering he came from that heavily beaten Bury team I don't think he ever let West Ham down. Played well in that 4-0 win at Chelsea when Alvin was injured. Decent back up player. Dowie was never a goal scorer but did a decent job as a support to the likes of Cottee and always worked hard. Just unfortunate he is remembered for that cracking own goal! 

Ron Eff" wrote: ↑01 Nov 2025, 05:07 It’s Todibo, all things considered. And exactly why these obligation loans don’t work. We saw he was shit and completely disinterested last season, yet still had to make it permanent at £35m. He’s even more shit and disinterested this season. Bloke couldn’t give a flying. 

He’s the only player to come with grand delusions of getting an eventual move to Man United who can’t even be bothered to put a tiny amount of effort towards showing he’s gold enough. 

He’s an absolute prick. At least Kilman tries, he’s just no good. 

Roberto is the worst player we’ve signed but given he was free, and was supposed to be a back up, on balance he doesn’t really get close to worst signing. 


 

Obligation loans by and large are deferred payment signings...not try before you buy. We'd already decided to buy Todibo....just couldn't pay for him.

He only had to play 5 games to make it perm.

It’s Todibo, all things considered. And exactly why these obligation loans don’t work. We saw he was shit and completely disinterested last season, yet still had to make it permanent at £35m. He’s even more shit and disinterested this season. Bloke couldn’t give a flying. 

He’s the only player to come with grand delusions of getting an eventual move to Man United who can’t even be bothered to put a tiny amount of effort towards showing he’s gold enough. 

He’s an absolute prick. At least Kilman tries, he’s just no good. 

Roberto is the worst player we’ve signed but given he was free, and was supposed to be a back up, on balance he doesn’t really get close to worst signing. 

 

Blimey


ERR..JIMMY QUIMM

 

Sweep wrote: ↑31 Oct 2025, 22:49 Where do you start with this?

Where do you start with this?

Most likely Sullivan might just get a little 'sweetener' for taking certain players if anything, or some sort of favour with something else. As said if anything it would have to be low key low risk and off the books. There must be some sort of underlying reason why he'd reject or torpedo deals for players who go on to become very valuable, but pushes through with ones we can all see are pups from a mile off. Then again didn't he have some sort of thing where he was trying to pressure Ben Johnson and other young players to sign with certain agencies, and making contract offers according to their decisions?

Could also just be that he's an absolute fuckwit who at the same time as he thinks he's the oracle of football, certainly above our managers, puts far too much trust in friendly agents and is easy to take advantage of.

 

Bit harsh on Paul Hilton and Iain DowIe. Considering he came from that heavily beaten Bury team I don't think he ever let West Ham down. Played well in that 4-0 win at Chelsea when Alvin was injured. Decent back up player. Dowie was never a goal scorer but did a decent job as a support to the likes of Cottee and always worked hard. Just unfortunate he is remembered for that cracking own goal! 

Kilman definitely. Echoing Ljungberg and Wilshere as terrible wastes of massive wages. Hutchinson for the money spent at the time is up there. Lee Bowyer considering the hype the first time was disappointing but not our worst

Gary Charles. On the books for 3 years. 8 games.

Would have been better off signing Ray Charles.

Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑30 Oct 2025, 16:51 They fans were singing you're not fit to wear the shirt at the Leeds game, that's how fucking bad Kilman is.

I can't think of any other player who was so bad to get that chant?

Don’t think Liverpool’s results have been down to keeping
The defence has looked shaky & Salah has put the cue back in the rack
Talking to a Liverpool fan last night & she reckons Klopp might come back
I suggested Brendon Rodgers or Roy Hodgson as other possible returning heroes but she wasn’t keen

eusebiovic wrote: ↑30 Oct 2025, 17:49 Not only that but the Danish goalkeeping coach who recommended Hermans Hermitson was part of Potter's backroom staff who also promptly got the sack before he was able to get his parking spot sorted.

We also got rid of Xavi Valero who was considered a very good GK coach  - who has now got the gig at Liverpool because he was so overrated and overpaid for what he does!



 

I suppose that Sullivan could effect a bung by increasing the agent fee the club pay during transfer negotiations and agreeing to split the difference with the agent. Doubtful that any of the agents Sullivan works with would go for this seeing as they make shitloads anyway and wouldn't want to get their licence revoked. Doubtful as well that a billionaire like Sullivan would commit fraud just to pocket a million or two here and there.