West Ham Online

"Free agency started last night and was pretty crazy some huge money being spent. Osweiler getting £18m a year for the Texans, leaving the Broncos without a QB, Giants have spent a fortune on good but not great players, Oliver Vernon has more guaranteed money than JJ Watt. lots more deals but cant be bothered to list them all."

Chiefs have them right where they want them now! Only start playing when they're 10 points down. Probably completely abandon the run now

Could be huge that score.

INTERCEPTION BABY!

Awful throw!!

Niners havent punted yet but cield goals keeping the chiefs alive. See how long the defence can hold up against mahomes!

"We're all about being tough fuckers hani, so our game plan was always to try to stop them throwing it all over us. Tight tactical game."

Dull game this I never expected it to be low scoring.

Who the fuck was that geezer?

Happily watch these two lip sync for a while longer....... That odd geezer can fuck off though.

Christ this half time shit is more poor than usual...Old jen aint doing too bad for 50 tho!

Those lips don't lie.

Getting paid all money to lip sync.

proper barrel scraping with this pair

"The only place there are 1st rounders, most of the offence have been all over the place or weren't fancied, with staley, Coleman and Sanders being the mega experienced lads."

Very very conservative from shanahan then! Clearly doesnt trust Jimmy G to throw the ball when the defence us expecting the pass!

rag tags my backside

"Rag tags is a bit strong, how many first round draft picks are on that defence?"

"Pretty cagey so far and took us far too long to get the run game going, considering their defence isnt that tood against it. And yes, deebo is a fantastic little player and a proper tough one as well. For a team with loads of rag tags, we've done well getting this far."

Cant velieve the patriots bought in deebo samuel for a workout predraft and they chose to go with Nkeal Harry

Bring the Juice

Big stop for the defence there!

Think Tom Brady just announced he's staying with the patriots during a Hulu advert

Blimey

Mind you. Looks as though the 49ers are going for the passing game. This is going to be fun..

In a way I hope this is alll but over for either team inside 2 quarters as I'm shattered and I ain't gonna watch fucking Jennifer Lopez and Shakira