NFL (since 2016)

[crystal falace]

"Free agency started last night and was pretty crazy some huge money being spent. Osweiler getting £18m a year for the Texans, leaving the Broncos without a QB, Giants have spent a fortune on good but not great players, Oliver Vernon has more guaranteed money than JJ Watt. lots more deals but cant be bothered to list them all."

[southbankbornnbred]

Jerry Jones' ego is the problem for them and the blessing for everyone else. Bloke wants the be the centre of attention all the time- weekly appearances on the radio station he owns etc. His ego couldn't handle Jimmy Johnson being the hero and he's never recovered from that act of hubris.
I love that they believe their own hype year after year and it always ends in failure.

No moment sweeter than in 2008 when out of arrogance he left the 2 NFC championship game tickets in each of his players lockers prior to the game before, when they thought they were a cert to beat the Giants at home in the divisional round. He admitted he cried after the game.



Also TO crying in his press conference afterwards when before the game he'd said 'get your popcorn ready', and Wade Phillips not even learning his lesson by saying in the following offseason 'get your ring fingers ready' before they missed the playoffs.

They are the gift that keeps on giving.

Oh and Tony Romo was a cսnt and is still a fucking nauseating homer cսnt on commentary

All this and more. 

[El Scorchio]

Jerry Jones' ego is the problem for them and the blessing for everyone else. Bloke wants the be the centre of attention all the time- weekly appearances on the radio station he owns etc. His ego couldn't handle Jimmy Johnson being the hero and he's never recovered from that act of hubris.
I love that they believe their own hype year after year and it always ends in failure.

No moment sweeter than in 2008 when out of arrogance he left the 2 NFC championship game tickets in each of his players lockers prior to the game before, when they thought they were a cert to beat the Giants at home in the divisional round. He admitted he cried after the game.



Also TO crying in his press conference afterwards when before the game he'd said 'get your popcorn ready', and Wade Phillips not even learning his lesson by saying in the following offseason 'get your ring fingers ready' before they missed the playoffs.

They are the gift that keeps on giving.

Oh and Tony Romo was a cսnt and is still a fucking nauseating homer cսnt on commentary

[Joe C]

The guy is the most toxic owner in the NFL. Not the worst - that's now the reserve of our genuinely clueless lot - but certainly the most toxic.


 

Browns fans will tell you they have both.  Admittedly you need to find one

[Takashi Miike]

that recent story about Ceedee Lamb not being able to see the ball because of the stadium design letting in light, I noticed that years ago. It's a circus

[RBshorty]

Everybody loves Jones. The owners do. Because he show them how too fleece the fanbase for as much as possible. The media love him. Because he guaranteed to get eyes on screen's. And his own fans love him because it's all Razzle, Dazzle. Long may he rein.!


Go G Men.!

[Far Cough UKunt]

I really liked Tom Landry when he was there, proper old school coach, with a titfer.

[southbankbornnbred]

his son or daughter takes over if and when he goes, so nothing changes for a long time yet. I just don't see any other league GM/Owner behaving this way, constantly wanting to be the centre of attention, then handing over $60m a year to that QB

Haha! The Prescott contract was astonishing for a QB who is so bang-average.

That's what I love about the Girls under Jones: they massively overspend on underachievers. Keeps them down!

[Takashi Miike]

his son or daughter takes over if and when he goes, so nothing changes for a long time yet. I just don't see any other league GM/Owner behaving this way, constantly wanting to be the centre of attention, then handing over $60m a year to that QB

[southbankbornnbred]

This is the guy who, through pure unadulterated ego and nothing else, got rid of an excellent head coach, Jimmy Johnson, who'd turned the Cowboys from perennial 1980s failures into a dominant force.

We don't want that again.

Let Jones keep going. I'm going to write to him to say how great he is...and that I hope he finds the fountain of youth...

[southbankbornnbred]

I genuinely don't want Jerry Jones to stop doing what he does.

The guy is the most toxic owner in the NFL. Not the worst - that's now the reserve of our genuinely clueless lot - but certainly the most toxic.

Just let him keep over-interfering: it ensures the 'Girls remain woeful!

"Keep going, Jerry: you're doing great..."

[Takashi Miike]

the strangest thing is Jones still doing post game interviews in the corridor, it's bizarre how someone with so much wealth just can't get out of the way and let more knowledgeable people do the job (eh, Sullivan?)
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[El Scorchio]

The Cowboys - Oh deary me.

Wonderful stuff. LOVE seeing them lose. It never gets tired. Every season they are bigged up to win it all as if they have any sort of pedigree- truly the Man U or spurs of the NFL.

I’m glad no one has to pretend to like that complete cսnt franchise now that guys brother isn’t coaching for them any more. 

[El Scorchio]

We are redefining the word.

Yeah but you’ve won a Super Bowl even if it was decades ago, and none of them have.
You’re bad but you’re not the worst team in the league. 

[zebthecat]

The Cowboys - Oh deary me.

[southbankbornnbred]

So, the Jets were founded in 1959 and have had 14 seasons in which they qualified for the playoffs (and they have played 25 playoff games). The Jaguars, a much younger franchise founded in 1995, have been to the playoffs 8 times (and played 16 playoff games).

On average, the Jaguars get to the playoffs every 3.75 seasons.
The Jets get to the playoffs every 4.64 seasons.

That's how shit we have become. And the stats have been skewed even more recently, because we haven't been to the playoffs for 14 years!

Thankfully, Detroit were abysmal for a very long time. They're 90 years old - one of the oldest franchises - and have had just 19 playoff years. So they're even worse than the Jets and get to the playoffs every 4.74 years. Although that will change when they qualify for the playoffs this year. The Jets' record will be worse at that point.

[southbankbornnbred]

We are redefining the word.

I would argue (probably with bias) that having a Super Bowl, even if it was the third one, puts the Jets on slightly better footing that say the Jaguars, who have never been to one. 

Consider that your lot won a championshiop since the Toronto Maple Leafs did.  (bwahahaha - inside Western Canada joke).

All true, IoC.

Although, embarrassingly, the Jets are almost 40 years older than the Jaguars - so we've had a LOT longer to win stuff (and mostly failed miserably). We do have Broadway Joe's SB to show for it, though, and nobody can take it away from us!

[RBshorty]

Bullocks to that load of old shit. The Giants finally bench Jones. Who needs the Playoffs and the Super Bowl. It’s the Combine and Draft that matter.!

Go G Men.

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

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Can one of the mods change the name of this thread to 'NFL (shit since 1922)'?

Thanks in advance.

[ironsofcanada]

We are redefining the word.

I would argue (probably with bias) that having a Super Bowl, even if it was the third one, puts the Jets on slightly better footing that say the Jaguars, who have never been to one. 

Consider that your lot won a championshiop since the Toronto Maple Leafs did.  (bwahahaha - inside Western Canada joke).

[southbankbornnbred]

We are redefining the word.

[southbankbornnbred]

Yeah the Vikes have been hard done by too. I'll also add Cleveland as a team that have had a fuckload of misery.

Did somebody say misery..?

[El Scorchio]

Yeah the Vikes have been hard done by too. I'll also add Cleveland as a team that have had a fuckload of misery.

[Far Cough UKunt]

It was criminal that when Barry Sanders was there, the rest of the team were fucking shit.

[Takashi Miike]

Watched all our games, the best team we've played is the Steelers. Eagles are extremely strong defensively, and carried the other way by Barklay but like the Cowboys their stumbling block will be the quarterback. That's also where I also see the Lions come up short, Goff always has that nightmare game in him

[Far Cough UKunt]

Obviously I would love the Vikings to get to the Superbowl, been there 4 (FOUR) times but never won the fucker.