West Ham Online

"We go again in 2023-2024 - MON’ THE COO! Pre-season friendlies – TBC Fixture release date – TBC Lowland league 2023-2024 odds - TBC From Lowland League Promoted to League Two - The Spartans Relegated to South of Scotland League - Dalbeattie Star To Lowland League Relegated from League Two - Albion Rovers Promoted from East Scotland League - Linlithgow Rose 2023-24 Lowland League Teams: Albion Rovers Berwick Rangers Bo'ness United Broomhill Caledonian Braves Celtic B Civil Service Strollers Cowdenbeath Cumbernauld Colts East Kilbride East Stirlingshire Edinburgh University Gala Fairydean Rovers Gretna 2008 Heart of Midlothian B Linlithgow Rose Rangers B Tranent Juniors University of Stirling • Broomhill are ground-sharing with Cumbernauld Colts. • Celtic B are ground-sharing with Airdrieonians. • East Stirlingshire are ground-sharing with Falkirk. • Hearts B are ground-sharing with Whitehill Welfare. • Rangers B are ground-sharing with Dumbarton. • Uni of Stirling are ground-sharing with Stirling Albion. Lowland League play-off A three match round robin play-off will take place between the winners of the 2023–24 East of Scotland Football League, the 2023–24 South of Scotland Football League, and the 2023–24 West of Scotland Football League, subject to all three clubs meeting the required licensing criteria for promotion. If two clubs meet the criteria they will face each other home and away, if only one club meets the criteria they will be promoted without a play-off. However, if no club meets the criteria there will be no promotion to the Lowland League.[3]"

1~2 Probably not.

Still 1~1 Could they pull off the impossible dream?

They go in level at half time.

1~0 up against the league leaders!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if they’re related?

Moyes you say?

"And I never knew this before tonight. West Ham’s first ever league goal was scored by James Moyes, originally from Cowdenbeath. The things you can pick up whilst PERUSING the Blue Brazilian"

"Still got two games in hand though, and on current league form, it's got to be doable. I just hope they don't secure a top half finish and are already on the beaches before the seasons ended, therefore denying that possible 6th slot."

"Top 6 is still possible, but looking unlikely now. Need to start converting all those draws to wins."

"There’s always next week, and back to the bread and butter of the league. I think you predicted a top 6 finish months ago? It’s still possible."

Time to end Exeter’s streak. 6-0 defeat at home? FMOB

The COO 0 ~ 6 East Kilbride FT Another one for the annals.

The COO 0 ~ 6 East Kilbride FT Another one for the annals.

0~2 down against East Kilbride. Well that’s that then. The end of another fantastic cup run. I wonder if any former members of The Jesus and Mary Chain are in attendance?

"It’s the FIFTH round of the highly prestigious South Challenge Cup, and if it’s not bad enough that it won’t be on the vidi~printer, the usual source of updates, reads “Match score only reads at FT”. Fucking WOKE."

South Challenge CUP FIFTH round East Kilbride at home. Who can sleep?

"JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ JJ, JAY JAY!!"

GET. THE. FUCK. IN.

1~0 down on the hour. The next half hour could well decide the future of western civilisation.

Half time and so far a tidy point away at 6th placed Civil Service Strollers (cunts). If it stays this way the COO will remain within touching distance of a top half position. Keep the home fires burning.

"As the year comes to it’s close, let’s look back at 2023 FONDLY. So many ups and downs, the rollercoaster rides in the cups. So much for the annals. The COO, the club that refused to die, have consolidated, sit 9th in the Scottish Lowland League, with every chance of a top 6 finish. Two away wins on the bounce and unbeaten since November 25th. Fasten your seatbelts for 2024."

BLOW THE FUCKING WHISTLE REF!!

What an afternoon of football this has been. Time to crack open the Christmas Frangelico.

Make that next Saturday :(

"Albion Rovers away today. A win could propel the COO into eighth place in the standings. A top 6 finish at the start of the season sounded like a pipe dream, yet here we are."