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"What’s with these things, don’t us blokes have pockets to put things in anymore? Trend seems to have been started by footballers, you watch any footage of players arriving at grounds etc, they all have one, usually a designer brand. Bloke I know has started carrying one, he’s not left footed either, says it’s really handy and can carry all his bits and bobs, WTF?"

most geezers carry packet

They're for effeminate tragic weirdos. I reckon Nutso has a collection.

Bag of sweets School Satchel Rucksack Briefcase Colostomy Body

BAWL BAGS

I like to push around one of those granny shopping baskets full of gold bars.

"Was Svender seriously trying to be funny? You've definitely got a man bag Svender, can tell by the little snippets of info you subtly post on here about yourself........like going to the 'cinema' on your own etc in Sohohoho.........you just call it a bumming bag......you great galaaaah......."

"100% with Manual on this. We have more stuff in sensible daily life and what he have has got bigger, meanwhile clothing sytles have got more casual meaning we have less pockets. Bag of some description is a must for me, only exception is a travel light night out which involves a wad of cash and one trusty card with a decent balance."

Eerie .... had him down as toting a Budgens shopping bag to collect cigarette butts from the gutter Side of Ham .... a coin purse made from his post transition ball bag Northern Sold .... a shoulder bag in the style of a minature tennis racquet bag. Embossed with a crocheted image of a naked Tim Henman

"I have a bag, but it's got a couple of cameras, some lenses and other photo-related stuff in it. Still goes with me everywhere, though....even if the phone goes front left pocket and the cash and debit card go front right."

"The only (ONLY) thing that should enhance the body line of your trousers/shorts pocket area should be a part of your own body in that region. If you feel the need to pad your pockets out with a phone, wallet or cash that's your insecurity showing through."

"Cash in pocket, bank card in back of phone case, not sure why any man would need a bag."

"Phone in one pocket, wallet and keys in the other. My Mrs has a handbag but never knows where anything is, keeps all kinds of shit in the actual bag but not the essentials."

Gayest things since the Tennis threads on here.... absolute rainbow flag waving tea towel holder rimming shit fest

zebthecat 11:57 Mon Apr 1 Also known as a suitcase.

Always one of those wavy-phoney dicks holding up the queue at an Oyster barrier during rush hour.

"Depends what you call a man bag. I always have a small rucksack: wallet, keys, a couple of film cameras, book. sometimes a paper or Private Eye, reading glasses, baccy, spare rizlas and filters etc sungalsses."

Is your rent boy still demanding cash only vexed son?

"These things are tragic, but equally tragic is watching these fucking imbeciles forlornly waving their phone at stuff attempting to pay. Any bloke walking about without at least a bit of carrying around cash on him is a bender."

Sven's girlfriend is an old bag

Svenders man bag is made of Fauxstralian kangaroo leather…..

"If you're travelling it's perfectly acceptable, but yea if you rock up in the pub with one across your chest you will likely look like a right cսnt, although ironically it's usually the naughty cunts that can ''carry it off'' better."

"If you're travelling it's perfectly acceptable, but yea if you rock up in the pub with one across your chest you will likely look like a right cսnt, although ironically it's usually the naughty cunts that can ''carry it off'' better."

"Definitely had you down as a man bag kind of guy, Sven."

What about laptop or tablet/iPad bags? What about those poofy laptop bags with wheels and extendable handles?

"I always thought footballers carried a wash bag when they got off the coach rather than what you'd call a MAN BAG One thing I dont understand is where people have all their cash, travel etc options JUST on their phone. What do you do if that is out of charge, lost or stolen? I dont carry a wallet any more but alongside my phone I have a card holder (MULBERRY naturally) with a debit card, credit card & Oyster cards For work I have a shoulder bag so can add my ipad, keys, ear buds & any assorted BITS"