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by Helmut Shown
09 Sep 2025, 09:38
Forum: Football
Topic: VAR - What is it good for?
Replies: 239
Views: 2540

Re: VAR - What is it good for?

It's another tool for the FA to control who represents England in Europe and keep the status quo of the rich teams at the top. The fact that most of the referees come from the north west and those that don't originate north of Birmingham tells it all. 
by Helmut Shown
05 Sep 2025, 10:23
Forum: Football
Topic: Daniel Levy leaves Tottenham
Replies: 53
Views: 684

Re: Daniel Levy leaves Tottenham

What are the odds that his successor has a foreskin?
by Helmut Shown
04 Sep 2025, 10:22
Forum: Football
Topic: Best player you’ve seen live
Replies: 84
Views: 724

Re: Best player you’ve seen live

Without a doubt Bobby Moore consistently good throughout his career.
Best performance: Johnny Byrne in the League Cup game in I think it was 1967 against dirty Leeds. He was magnificent that night and totally took the piss out of Jack Charlton all night. Such a pity he was so inconsistent.
by Helmut Shown
31 Aug 2025, 14:50
Forum: Football
Topic: Nott'm Forest vs West Ham | PL | 31.08.25 | Prediction & Match Thread
Replies: 410
Views: 3476

Re: Nott'm Forest vs West Ham | PL | 31.08.25 | Prediction & Match Thread

Coaching tip: The team in red are Nottingham Forest. It is not the done thing to keep passing the ball to them.
by Helmut Shown
29 Aug 2025, 16:46
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Albinos
Replies: 22
Views: 165

Re: Albinos

Will Hughes
by Helmut Shown
26 Aug 2025, 21:30
Forum: Football
Topic: Wolves vs West Ham | Carabao Cup 2nd Round | 26.8.25 | Match Thread
Replies: 297
Views: 2579

Re: Wolves vs West Ham | Carabao Cup 2nd Round | 26.8.25 | Match Thread

Every fucking game we camp in our own penalty box in the second half and get battered no matter how bad the opposition is. It also coincided with Kilman coming on. I’m beginning to think we play better without him.
by Helmut Shown
26 Aug 2025, 20:31
Forum: Football
Topic: Wolves vs West Ham | Carabao Cup 2nd Round | 26.8.25 | Match Thread
Replies: 297
Views: 2579

Re: Wolves vs West Ham | Carabao Cup 2nd Round | 26.8.25 | Match Thread

The usual pattern. Give away a goal in the first half. Come out half asleep for the second half give away another goal, give up, get thrashed. How many more times?
by Helmut Shown
16 Aug 2025, 16:43
Forum: Football
Topic: Sunderland vs West Ham Utd | PL | 16.8.25 | Predictions & Match Thread
Replies: 356
Views: 3047

Re: Sunderland vs West Ham Utd | PL | 16.8.25 | Predictions & Match Thread

They must think this Premier League is a piece of piss if they  can play a team as soft as this every week. They’re taking the piss out of us now
by Helmut Shown
16 Aug 2025, 16:34
Forum: Football
Topic: Sunderland vs West Ham Utd | PL | 16.8.25 | Predictions & Match Thread
Replies: 356
Views: 3047

Re: Sunderland vs West Ham Utd | PL | 16.8.25 | Predictions & Match Thread

Is it too late to get a bet on for relegation? What a fucking awful display of gutless backpassing shite
by Helmut Shown
15 Aug 2025, 09:45
Forum: Football
Topic: Sunderland vs West Ham Utd | PL | 16.8.25 | Predictions & Match Thread
Replies: 356
Views: 3047

Re: Sunderland vs West Ham Utd | PL | 16.8.25 | Predictions & Match Thread

Rob Jones another bloody north west referee from the same county FA as Mike Dean. He has always been fucking awful when reffing us.
by Helmut Shown
09 Aug 2025, 16:35
Forum: Football
Topic: Lille sold out?
Replies: 131
Views: 1572

Re: Lille sold out?

That bloke Alexsandro looks handy faster than any of our back line
by Helmut Shown
04 Aug 2025, 13:55
Forum: Football
Topic: I'm a trifle unsure about Wilson.
Replies: 137
Views: 1686

Re: I'm a trifle unsure about Wilson.

I have only ever seen him score tap-ins mainly against us and the reason for that has been that our defence has been a shambles for quite a long time. How many players have scored tap-ins after a session of penalty area pinball.
by Helmut Shown
04 Aug 2025, 12:02
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: England v India - 5 Test series
Replies: 293
Views: 4437

Re: England v India - 5 Test series

Bethel should never play for England again. The way the twat threw away his wicket was total incompetence. However hats off to India especially Siraj. They have entertained throughout.
by Helmut Shown
28 Jul 2025, 08:27
Forum: Football
Topic: 2025 European Championships * *womens
Replies: 409
Views: 3741

Re: 2025 European Championships * *womens

No matter what you think about women’s football, that screeching harridan Vicki Sparks on the commentary ruins every game she commentates. Please BBC, relegate her to women’s games only. 
by Helmut Shown
10 Jul 2025, 10:35
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham United Prediction 2025/26
Replies: 16
Views: 140

Re: West Ham United Prediction 2025/26

Up shit creek without a paddle
by Helmut Shown
05 Jul 2025, 19:24
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: England v India - 5 Test series
Replies: 293
Views: 4437

Re: England v India - 5 Test series

Piss poor bowling from Tongue and Bashir. Tongue bowling bouncers outside leg stump to Pant what does he expect from that? Bashir bowling long hops to world class batsmen WTF? I hope Jofra Archer and Mark Wood are available for the next test.
by Helmut Shown
20 Jun 2025, 13:00
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Sausages in an air fryer
Replies: 127
Views: 6229

Re: Sausages in an air fryer

https://scottishmum.com/wp-content/uplo ... mple-1.pdf

use the chart both times and temperatures and it may stop you burning your air fryer meals
by Helmut Shown
07 Jun 2025, 18:54
Forum: Football
Topic: International matches
Replies: 141
Views: 7078

Re: International matches

What a shower of shit. Madueke couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo
by Helmut Shown
07 Jun 2025, 18:21
Forum: Football
Topic: International matches
Replies: 141
Views: 7078

Re: International matches

I can't for the life of me see the point in playing Madueke. A winger that has no idea of how to put a cross in. Sure he can beat a part time full back but tge end product is woeful. And WTF is Dan Burn and Henderson doing playing for England?
by Helmut Shown
18 May 2025, 14:36
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham v Forest - 18 May - Match Thread
Replies: 221
Views: 8647

Re: West Ham v Forest - 18 May - Match Thread

AWAY GOAL - PLEASE TAKE ONE
by Helmut Shown
10 May 2025, 23:20
Forum: Football
Topic: Please release me let me go...
Replies: 66
Views: 3202

Re: Please release me let me go...

Never been a great fan of Cresswell. When we went into the London Stadium it showed his limitations playing on a bigger pitch he was unable to cover the ground and often got beaten by quicker forwards. He also has a very bad habit of passing backwards whenever he got the ball. He's not the only one ...
by Helmut Shown
04 May 2025, 10:24
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Classic TV/Movie Scenes
Replies: 324
Views: 14412

Re: Classic TV/Movie Scenes

by Helmut Shown
26 Apr 2025, 15:52
Forum: Football
Topic: Brighton v West Ham - 26 April | Predictions & Match Thread
Replies: 271
Views: 10829

Re: Brighton v West Ham - 26 April | Predictions & Match Thread

They must have been practising the backpass all week. Fucking useless gutless wankers
by Helmut Shown
23 Apr 2025, 20:41
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: THE joke threads (part 5)
Replies: 2719
Views: 43444

Re: THE joke threads (part 5)

One is weasel faced the other is faecal waste??
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