New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[cup of tea]

A poster off here in Pattaya Pulled a ladyboy called Jeremiah. With tits and a cock his friends they would mock that facially he looked like Kieron Dyer A young man from north of Nebraska Used to stuff his face with baked Alaska

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young man from Aruba Played ""Bubbles"" on his father's tuba, A hammer since four, As he saw Bobby Moore, On the telly, when he was in Cuba. A poster off here in Pattaya Pulled a ladyboy called Jeremiah."

[Helmut Shown]

"Stay up by the skin of our teeth, But I fear our relief would be brief We could lose every game And end up in shame But don't blame the commander in chief?? There was a young man from Aruba Played ""Bubbles"" on his father's tuba"

[arsene york-hunt]

"He's fucked off in a fit of pique Because of David Moyes critique, It's unusual this tit, is ever match fit, And gets paid a fortune each week. Stay up by the skin of our teeth, But I fear our relief would be brief,"

[Helmut Shown]

The was a young man from near Stone Had a hard job getting a bone What to try next? His girlfriend tried sext And talking dirty on the phone He's fucked off in a fit of pique Because of David Moyes critique

[arsene york-hunt]

"Why is Cresswell still on the team sheet? He plays with lead in his feet, Made of the right stuff? No not good enough,, I said this on my latest tweet * * @davidgold The was a young man from near Stone Had a hard job getting a bone"

[Helmut Shown]

A man from darkest Dakota shit in the hotel pool with a floater The ignorant boor Was thrown out the door A man fished it out with his boater Why is Cresswell still on the team sheet? He plays with lead in his feet

[cup of tea]

A man from near Niagara Falls Got kicked by a bloke in the balls His name was big Tonto From nearby Toronto and worked in the town centre malls A man from darkest Dakota shit in the hotel pool with a floater

[arsene york-hunt]

"West ham if were honest are shit And the dildo's should be thrown in a pit But next season we'll rip.. ...Up the championship, Which may be a much better fit. A man from near Niagara Falls Got kicked by a bloke in the balls"

[HairyHammer]

"A young lady from near Bow Locks, Made a good living sucking men's cocks. Though Circumcised men Were her perfect ten And she'd feed them Bagel with Lox West ham if were honest are shit And the dildo's should be thrown in a pit"

[arsene york-hunt]

"To celebrate a win by Man City The old cow with the bell flashed her titty But what will she say, When they beat us today, We've no fucking chance, more's the pity. A young lady from near Bow Locks, Made a good living sucking men's cocks."

[Helmut Shown]

"Last night some right fucking cսnt Came up showing me some front As he became bolder I looked over his shoulder He turned, and his balls took the brunt To celebrate a win by Man City The old cow with the bell flashed her titty"

[Far East Hammer]

"So, City are coming to TOWN By half-time we'll be several down. It'll be quite a pain It happens yet again But explains why Moyes does nowt but frown Last night some right fucking cսnt Came up showing me some front"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"So, City are coming to TOWN By half-time we'll be several down."

[Alfie]

Out of me brain He man drag Tightly undone Leave me alone Out of me brain On the train On the 5.15

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A man from the Canary Isles Suffered quite badly with his piles. But then with a cough, They all dropped right off Which left him all giggles and smiles. So, City are coming to down By half-time we'll be several down."

[arsene york-hunt]

"At half time in a game of petanque He downed a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc The second half Was a bit of a laugh, As his shots were not worth a wank. A man from the Canary Isles Suffered quite badly with his piles."

[Helmut Shown]

A young man from near Potters Bar Used to put his semen in a jar. Who would've thunk You could store that.much spunk And why? Its completely bizarre At half time in a game of petanque He downed a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc

[arsene york-hunt]

"These cunts in charge are a sham To me this is no longer West Ham, We should change our name For our next home game, To Olympic and bring back Fat Sam. A young man from near Potters Bar Used to put his semen in a jar."

[cup of tea]

"Next up we have Manchester City, I hope they will show us some pity. Lets keep it to six whilst eating pick n mix and dancing along to a ditty These cunts in charge are a sham To me this is no longer West Ham"

[cup of tea]

"Next up we have Manchester City, I hope they will show us some pity. Lets keep it to six whilst eating pick n mix and dancing along to a ditty These cunts in charge are a sham To me this is no longer West Ham"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A man from Newcastle on Tyne Was too tall for a sixty nine, It's a thing people do But it's not a nice view, So he does buggery, filthy swine. Next up we have Manchester City, I hope they will show us some pity."

[Helmut Shown]

A man fishing off Bermuda Once caught a giant barracuda On the journey home stopped in the aerodrome That's the last time he'll fly Garuda A man from Newcastle on Tyne Was too tall for a sixty nine

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young man called Max Who went for a Hollywood wax In his cleft was dried shit, So she wouldn't do it, As his personal hygeine was lax. A man fishing off Bermuda Once caught a giant barracuda"

[Helmut Shown]

There was an old lady from Bel Air Who walked around with thick cum in her hair I think she believed Dandruff it relieved I read it in Vanity Fair There was a young man called Max Who went for a Hollywood wax