New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"Tomorrow we play, wait and see The decisions of a bent referee For that great club Manure Of one thing they are sure, Officials will not be bung free. A plane was ready to take a, Criminal back to Jamaica Some background info ; https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11799331/MPs-lead-anger-blocked-deportation-Jamaican-criminal-later-committed-murder.html"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Tomorrow we play, wait and see The decisions of a bent referee For that great club Manure Of one thing they are sure, Officials will not be bung free. A plane was ready to take a, Criminal back to Jamaica Some background info ; https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11799331/MPs-lead-anger-blocked-deportation-Jamaican-criminal-later-committed-murder.html"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Tomorrow we play, wait and see The decisions of a bent referee For that great club Manure Of one thing they are sure, Officials will not be bung free. A plane was ready to take a, Criminal back to Jamaica Some background info ; https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11799331/MPs-lead-anger-blocked-deportation-Jamaican-criminal-later-committed-murder.html"

[Helmut Shown]

"I'm told that the bounder James Bond Of pretty young girls he was fond The outcome? Quite tragic No MI6 magic He was done for flashing his wand Tomorrow we play, wait and see The decisions of a bent referee"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A northern supporter called Maurice When in London he went with a Doris Who's real name was Reg. Had meat and two veg, And known to his friends as ""Big Horace"". I'm told that the bounder James Bond Of pretty young girls he was fond."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Those pricks in the VAR booth Have a problem with telling the truth, Their aim? We all know, Uphold the status quo, Makes one shout in a manner uncouth . A northern supporter called Maurice When in London he went with a Doris"

[Helmut Shown]

"Isn't it just so nice to see, Man United win a trophy This shower of shite Think they’ve a divine right With the help of a bent referee Those pricks in the VAR booth Have a problem with telling the truth"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A dirty old man from Benfleet Liked girls to piss on his feet, When they finished their slash, He gave them a qick flash, Of his wrinkled two veg and meat. Isn't it just so nice to see, Man United win a trophy"

[Helmut Shown]

"The actress Samantha Janus, Got a part in Corialanus I see what you're doing Obscenity pursuing By creating a rhymes most heinous A dirty old man from Benfleet Liked girls to piss on his feet"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A chef who'd been chopping some chilli Made a mistake by scratching his willy, He let out a loud scream. Which was heard it would seem, By Khatia Buniatishvili.* *a top concert pianist The actress Samantha Janus, Got a part in Corialanus"

[Helmut Shown]

In a brothel in Havant in Hants. He was paid to wash the ladies pants Some were so trim Just covering the quim Some were for ele-phants A chef who'd been chopping some chilli Made a mistake by scratching his willy

[arsene york-hunt]

"Because he was overly plump His sex life meant thumping his stump, While this corpulent fool Was playing with his tool His mum came and gave him a clump. In a brothel in Havant in Hants. He was paid to wash the ladies pants"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Because he was overly plump His sex life meant thumping his stump, While this corpulent fool Was playing with his tool His mum came and gave him a clump. In a brothel in Havant in Hants. He was to wash the ladies pants"

[Helmut Shown]

There was once a young lady from Brum Went to work with her face caked in cum. And down by her slit Was a foul smell of shit Where three clients had taken her bum Because he was overly plump His sex life meant thumping his stump

[arsene york-hunt]

"A whore plied her trade so often They buried her in a ""Y"" shaped coffin It caused some outrage, At her fun'ral cortege Between rows of punters, hat's doffin'. There was once a young lady from Brum West to work with her face caked in cum."

[Helmut Shown]

"There was a young girl from Paris Had sex in a Toyota Yaris Anyone passing by Couldn't help but eye The sight of a big hairy Aris A whore plied her trade so often They buried her in a ""Y"" shaped coffin"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young man from Dacca Had a very large boil on a knacker, He took out his cock, When he went to the doc, Who said ""... gracious me, that's a cracker."" There was a young girl from Paris Had sex in a Toyota Yaris"

[Helmut Shown]

"I've just seen a bird flash her muff, Along with some other stuff. When viewed from the front She'd lifted her gunt In Basildon, the ladies are rough There was a young man from Dacca Had a very large boil on a knacker"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Why the fuck do we make such a fuss, We could always bring back the Walrus. I'd rather our Dave Stood up to be brave Rather than just park the bus. I've just seen a bird flash her muff, Along with some other stuff."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Moyes' godawful defensive approach Means that we need a new coach I've not had so much fun, Since I injured my bum When I sat on my mother's broach Why the fuck do we make such a fuss, We could always bring back the Walrus."

[Helmut Shown]

"There's some on here truly rootin' For Russia to win (""Come on Putin!"") They're piling the dead For this Mafia head Biggest cսnt since Rasputin Moyes' godawful defensive approach Means that we need a new coach"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The Tories selections surpassed Each premier is worse than the last. Their barrel's awash With self-serving tosh, And knob-ends that live in the past. There's some on here truly rootin' For Russia to win (""Come on Putin!"")"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The Tories selections surpassed Each premier is worse than the last. Their barrel's awash With self-serving tosh, And knob-ends that live in the past. There's some on here truly rootin' For Russia to win (""Come on Putin!"")"

[Helmut Shown]

TV shows are watched with a frown. They're all fucking woke and dumbed down Bimbos it seems Find the man of their dreams To find they like potting the brown The Tories selections surpassed Each premier is worse than the last

[arsene york-hunt]

"Just watching that Gilligan bloke A comedian? Now that's a joke, The art form comedy, Has long ceased to be, Now ""funny"" men have to be woke. TV shows are watched with a frown. They're all fucking woke and dumbed down"