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Hopefully that's the last we see of the overhyped cսnt.

Out the door 1st Jan.
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Gank,
He is so overly rated.
I can't remember the last time he did anything of note for the team. No assists.
His goals aside,which are either pens or great goals.
he's not a team player anymore, that evaporated after that night in Prague.
He pick's up yellow cards more than he sends out Christmas cards.
He dived over several times one of them so ridiculous everyone where i was watching just laughed.If the ref saw this he would have noted it obviously.
It doesn't help that our manager speaks out in such away that Paqueta thinks he can do no wrong,he still doesn't think he has going by his tweets,the second one says it all, "sorry everyone but I'm the victim here"

Liverpool were fucking cheats, I was yelling it out,Slot is a cheat and I hope Sunderland dismantle them.(that will put the coward Nuno to shame )

How anyone can support him after he did this on the day Billy died is an utter cսnt themselves and is two faced if they mourn him and back Paqueta.

 
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Outer Cape" wrote: 01 Dec 2025, 21:41 I'll drive him to the airport .... and I live in California for fuck's sake! 
So you'd get rid of our most skilled player, when all our midfield dross is already on the bench every game? Who takes his place, Irvine? The Ward-Prowse can have Irvine's bench spot.

Yeah, that'll sort the team out. 
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I'll drive him to the airport .... and I live in California for fuck's sake! 
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pdcwhu wrote: 01 Dec 2025, 15:31 I'd prefer him to stay,the refs are so amateurish he's Quality on his day.
What day is that then? His birthday? We need him to show up every game, he’s a luxury we can’t afford at the moment because he’s basically done very little. 
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El Scorchio" wrote: 01 Dec 2025, 12:20
Ron Eff" wrote: 30 Nov 2025, 19:56 I alluded to it on the match thread. Some of the decisions against him have been beyond harsh this season. The first yellow he got today is just not a yellow for an other player. No chance. You see players literally shout fuck off at refs and get no punishment. He just threw his arm in the air in frustration. Yes he shouldn’t have kicked off after, but these pricks are without a doubt looking for a reason to book him. It feels premeditated. Call it conspiracy if you like but I’ve thought it a few times. 

He’s now put something on X to suggest that’s how he feels. 

Yes he’s a multi millionaire footballer who should get a stiffer upper lip but that was a clear head loss and continued sarcastic messaging to the FA, and I do have a little bit of empathy. This is the same outfit that desperately tried to fit him up for two years without a shred of credible evidence. Why wouldn’t you believe there might be a continued agenda after he hired a legal team to make them look like a load of clowns?
 
I do agree with this actually. He doesn't do himself favours sometimes with theatrics but is treated like absolute dogshit by the refs. Barely ever gets a free kick and is always harshly penalised. Seems he very much has a target on his back when there are far worse offenders than him all over the division. Liverpool players did worse today and walked away with nothing. When (Diouf?) was just clearly pushed over in the first half, absolutely nothing given. That was ridiculous. Other players dive worse than him week in week out and if they have the right shirt on it's always a free kick. Other players are far dirtier than him and barely ever get booked for it. Doesn't excuse his stupidity yesterday but he's been a marked man for a while.
Fair points about the refereeing yesterday. But the reason he barely every gets a free kick is because of his diving reputation preceding him. If I was a ref I would be reluctant to give him anything either, even when it was a clear cut foul.
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Let's replace him with that Hackney youngster now playing at Boro. How good would it be to have Hackney playing in Hackney. You know it makes sense. 
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Who was the Ref anyway? Hadn't recognised the bun taking scouse shitcunt before. Hope he gets pelters the next time he's selected so he feels the heat, irrespective of Paqueta playing in to their hands.
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I don't know why big nosed Virgil Van Dijk had to get involved?
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The ref was fucking awful. The things he let go from them and things like Magassa's card and indeed Paqueta's first card were utter jokes. His second card was absolute idiocy though. What possessed him to keep going back to the ref time after time I shall never know. Maybe it's akin to Di Canio's famous outburst vs Bradford City.
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He was complaining that our player got the ball. Rightly so. Then he got carded and lost it. I recon I would have as well. In fact I would have nutted the Ref and fucked off back to Brazil.
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Massive yeah I get that mate and wasn't aiming that at you, just the tone of the thread, likewise I'm bored of the theatrics, he obviously feels frustrated and believes he should be playing on a bigger stage than a relegation dog fight.

Any offer around what we paid for him I'd take, as I can't see us getting much for JWP, Fulkrug or Rodriguez

 
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North Bank" wrote: 01 Dec 2025, 16:04  can't really understand the vitriol aimed at him over his performance on Sunday, 

That wasn't so much the issue, it was his actions near the end and after the game playing the victim trying to excuse his pathetic behaviour.

I had dug the Scousers out for cheating throughout the game and that the Ref was taking the piss buying their antics. 
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I've mixed feelings about Paqueta, on his day he's the difference, but those days aren't consistent enough, we need him playing to the levek he's capable of in 80 % of our games and not 20^, so I'd look to move him on as he obviously doesn't want to be here, hence his conversations with Flamengo in the summer.

I will always be grateful for his sublime weighted pass to Bowen in Prague and can't really understand the vitriol aimed at him over his performance on Sunday, rather than the cheating Liverpool players and biased ref, over the amount of times he let their players escape punishment for fouls and playacting.
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We lost get over it
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I'd prefer him to stay,the refs are so amateurish he's Quality on his day.
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Well he ain't the first footballer here. To act like a prat. So he can get out the door. Who will be next. The smart money will be on Todibo.?
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Shame of it is he allowed himself to be sent off by a biased referee who baited him up with a ridiculous yellow. The FA has been left red faced and refs won’t hesitate to card him within the letter of the law. Stupid and embarassing for him and please get rid, he’s been a waste of space this season when we really desperately need an effective playmaker to create chances 
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Replace with a athletic centre mid on loan if necessary and bring Earthy, Fearon and Kante into the squad to replace Irvine and Guido on the bench .  Use any fee we get on a striker and/or CB.  
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I didn't even the cսnt had been sent off because it made no fucking difference, we were shit before the sending off and shit after.
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Sweep wrote: 30 Nov 2025, 21:13 Take the fucking money and run.

I've seen virtually nothing from either Rice or Kudus that was any different to what we watched, except Rice's corners.  Don't think we'd see this bloke turn into the world's greatest either.

A career that's gone AC Milan > Lyon > West Ham doesn't scream world beater.
Brazil international = Elite footballer
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He is a massive liability most of the time. Will not shed a tear when he goes hopefully in Jan
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Follow Follow Follow our Brazilian Massive-cunto
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El Scorchio" wrote: 01 Dec 2025, 12:20
Ron Eff" wrote: 30 Nov 2025, 19:56 I alluded to it on the match thread. Some of the decisions against him have been beyond harsh this season. The first yellow he got today is just not a yellow for an other player. No chance. You see players literally shout fuck off at refs and get no punishment. He just threw his arm in the air in frustration. Yes he shouldn’t have kicked off after, but these pricks are without a doubt looking for a reason to book him. It feels premeditated. Call it conspiracy if you like but I’ve thought it a few times. 

He’s now put something on X to suggest that’s how he feels. 

Yes he’s a multi millionaire footballer who should get a stiffer upper lip but that was a clear head loss and continued sarcastic messaging to the FA, and I do have a little bit of empathy. This is the same outfit that desperately tried to fit him up for two years without a shred of credible evidence. Why wouldn’t you believe there might be a continued agenda after he hired a legal team to make them look like a load of clowns?
 
I do agree with this actually. He doesn't do himself favours sometimes with theatrics but is treated like absolute dogshit by the refs. Barely ever gets a free kick and is always harshly penalised. Seems he very much has a target on his back when there are far worse offenders than him all over the division. Liverpool players did worse today and walked away with nothing. When (Diouf?) was just clearly pushed over in the first half, absolutely nothing given. That was ridiculous. Other players dive worse than him week in week out and if they have the right shirt on it's always a free kick. Other players are far dirtier than him and barely ever get booked for it. Doesn't excuse his stupidity yesterday but he's been a marked man for a while.
I also agree that he's targeted man. The refs are FA pawns and of course our lad should have been found guilty. However him knowing that or he should be aware of that should make him extra disciplined. 
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Do you know how reckless this cսnt actually was, when he got sent off the score was still just 0-1 with time to at least get an equaliser. Yet the wanker was determined to selfishly make it all about him in the end (and still did long after the game ranting like a bitch on Twatter!). The same player remember who had only just returned from a 5 yellow card suspension before being spoilt starting the very next game. Keep him out the side now and sell in the Jan window. 
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Ron Eff" wrote: 30 Nov 2025, 19:56 I alluded to it on the match thread. Some of the decisions against him have been beyond harsh this season. The first yellow he got today is just not a yellow for an other player. No chance. You see players literally shout fuck off at refs and get no punishment. He just threw his arm in the air in frustration. Yes he shouldn’t have kicked off after, but these pricks are without a doubt looking for a reason to book him. It feels premeditated. Call it conspiracy if you like but I’ve thought it a few times. 

He’s now put something on X to suggest that’s how he feels. 

Yes he’s a multi millionaire footballer who should get a stiffer upper lip but that was a clear head loss and continued sarcastic messaging to the FA, and I do have a little bit of empathy. This is the same outfit that desperately tried to fit him up for two years without a shred of credible evidence. Why wouldn’t you believe there might be a continued agenda after he hired a legal team to make them look like a load of clowns?
 
 
I do agree with this actually. He doesn't do himself favours sometimes with theatrics but is treated like absolute dogshit by the refs. Barely ever gets a free kick and is always harshly penalised. Seems he very much has a target on his back when there are far worse offenders than him all over the division. Liverpool players did worse today and walked away with nothing. When (Diouf?) was just clearly pushed over in the first half, absolutely nothing given. That was ridiculous. Other players dive worse than him week in week out and if they have the right shirt on it's always a free kick. Other players are far dirtier than him and barely ever get booked for it. Doesn't excuse his stupidity yesterday but he's been a marked man for a while.
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